shoutout to my moms bf for getting his breathalyzer out today

gangbangs:

if-you-give-a-girl-a-fandom:

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

her name is zoey and 101 is her dorm number at the school…

no her name is zoey 101 watch the show please

niggaimdeadass:

thought u could hide

niggaimdeadass:

thought u could hide

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if the screenshot was never taken and the world would have to live without this image

sluttyoliveoil:

imagine if the screenshot was never taken and the world would have to live without this image

simsgonewrong:

The dog from down the street called to cancel her makeover appointment

simsgonewrong:

The dog from down the street called to cancel her makeover appointment

alcohell:

one time my family took a trip to kentucky and went into a really humid forest thing and there were giant slugs EVERYWHERE and i was basically screaming and sobbing the whole time and my mom was like “shh, no, they’re harmless” and tried to feed them by sprinkling cookie crumbs on top of them it was like this

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im-deadpool-god-dammit:

I love how majestic the bald eagle looks from the side

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but from straight on it just looks scared and confused

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sacaswagea:

maestromcq:

sacaswagea:

look at all these smarties look how they shine for you

Those arent smarties

it literally says smarties on the wrapper like you can say what you want but america gang or die (on this issue)

have they always been smarties uh

sacaswagea:

maestromcq:

sacaswagea:

look at all these smarties
look how they shine for you

Those arent smarties

it literally says smarties on the wrapper like you can say what you want but america gang or die (on this issue)

have they always been smarties uh